It’s almost like they didn’t say anything about this film for a reason.
Flesh Hungry Maniacs vs Flooring. Experts. See it literally has no USP once you remove the alliteration.
Jack and Harrison fight past basic name pronunciation, unclear levels of animalness, and two sex scenes to get to the heart of The Island of Dr Moreau.
In short, this is a hopeless translation of 108 minutes of impenetrable, rambling nonsense.
Harrison discovers the worst film of 2017