Jack and Harrison fight past basic name pronunciation, unclear levels of animalness, and two sex scenes to get to the heart of The Island of Dr Moreau.
In short, this is a hopeless translation of 108 minutes of impenetrable, rambling nonsense.
Thor Blimey! Yeah sorry, I couldn’t think of a better pun.
Jack and Harrison pretend like they know “the industry”.
Jack’s lukewarm approach to the original Death Note series is kicked up to full-on dislike for it’s Netflix feature film adaption.