All posts by Harrison Abbott

Cosmically cynical and prone to excessive rants. Skills include proficient nitpicking, condescending to others and also typing.

Review | Captain America: Civil War (Spoiler Free!)

Harrison finds his all his predictions were wrong, turns out the Civil War hype was very real indeed…

Review | Hardcore Henry

There’s no denying that Hardcore Henry isn’t for everyone, but if you can get on-board with it, then this is non-stop entertainment in the truest sense.

Review | The Guest

Harrison reviews Adam Wingard’s cult action/ thriller/ slasher… thing The Guest

What exactly is “Real Horror” ?

A semi-rant, semi-reasoned explanation, of why nothing can be objectively scary… except Adam Sandler films. That shit will fuck you up.

Review | The Pyramid

“What do you mean lights?” Harrison reviews The Pyramid