Harrison reviews Coco whilst stubbornly refusing to say ” Día de los Muertos” out of fear of mispronunciation.
Flesh Hungry Maniacs vs Flooring. Experts. See it literally has no USP once you remove the alliteration.
In short, this is a hopeless translation of 108 minutes of impenetrable, rambling nonsense.
Harrison discovers the worst film of 2017
What did you expect? Shakespeare?
Look there goes, the reviewer who’s so pedantic.
The Great Wall balances out as a totally mediocre product. It’s neither gloriously bad, nor gloriously good. Instead, it’s just caught in a depressingly mundane limbo state.
Does the final Wolverine film live up to the hype?
If it fully embraced the stuff that it was actually good at, The Void could have been excellent, if still a little flawed. Sadly, what you get instead is about 8 minutes of enjoyable splatter and cool creatures, surrounded by an admirable failure that is otherwise slow and kind-of boring.