All posts by Harrison Abbott

Cosmically cynical and prone to excessive rants. Skills include proficient nitpicking, condescending to others and also typing.

Review | Coco

Harrison reviews Coco whilst stubbornly refusing to say ” Día de los Muertos” out of fear of mispronunciation.

Review | Cannibals and Carpet Fitters

Flesh Hungry Maniacs vs Flooring. Experts. See it literally has no USP once you remove the alliteration. 

Review | Bunnyman Vengeance

In short, this is a hopeless translation of 108 minutes of impenetrable, rambling nonsense. 

Review | It

Video reviews float too…

Review | The Basement (2017)

Harrison discovers the worst film of 2017

Review | Beauty and the Beast

Look there goes, the reviewer who’s so pedantic. 

Review | The Great Wall

The Great Wall balances out as a totally mediocre product.  It’s neither gloriously bad, nor gloriously good. Instead, it’s just caught in a depressingly mundane limbo state.

Review | Logan

Does the final Wolverine film live up to the hype?

Review | The Void

If it fully embraced the stuff that it was actually good at, The Void could have been excellent, if still a little flawed. Sadly, what you get instead is about 8 minutes of enjoyable splatter and cool creatures, surrounded by an admirable failure that is otherwise slow and kind-of boring.