Review | Coco
Harrison reviews Coco whilst stubbornly refusing to say ” Día de los Muertos” out of fear of mispronunciation.
Review | Cannibals and Carpet Fitters
Flesh Hungry Maniacs vs Flooring. Experts. See it literally has no USP once you remove the alliteration.
Review | Bunnyman Vengeance
In short, this is a hopeless translation of 108 minutes of impenetrable, rambling nonsense.
Review | The Basement (2017)
Harrison discovers the worst film of 2017
Rant | What did you expect? Shakespeare?
What did you expect? Shakespeare?
Review | Beauty and the Beast
Look there goes, the reviewer who’s so pedantic.
Review | The Great Wall
The Great Wall balances out as a totally mediocre product. It’s neither gloriously bad, nor gloriously good. Instead, it’s just caught in a depressingly mundane limbo state.
Review | Logan
Does the final Wolverine film live up to the hype?
Review | The Void
If it fully embraced the stuff that it was actually good at, The Void could have been excellent, if still a little flawed. Sadly, what you get instead is about 8 minutes of enjoyable splatter and cool creatures, surrounded by an admirable failure that is otherwise slow and kind-of boring.
