All posts by Harrison Abbott

Cosmically cynical and prone to excessive rants. Skills include proficient nitpicking, condescending to others and also typing.

Review | Ralph Breaks the Internet

Despite a couple of flaws, this superior sequel is overflowing with charm

Review | The Christmas Chronicles

So let’s talk about that horrifying chainsaw elf.

Review | Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

J.K Rowling goes full Lucas. You never go full Lucas.

Review | Krampus Origins

Krampus Origins might sound amusing on paper, but it’s worth reiterating that this is not a candidate for the ‘’so-bad-it’s-good’’ club.

Hollywood’s Unhealthy Obsession With Movie Ratings Needs to End

From a sanitised Die Hard sequel to an R-rated Star Trek, when it comes to ratings Hollywood is incapable of leaving well enough alone.

Review | For the Love of the Boogeyman: 40 Years of Halloween

Although it clearly comes from a place of love, For the Love of the Boogeyman is a shallow documentary that has little new to offer.

Review | Upgrade

Upgrade proves that you don’t have to be dumb to be fun.